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简介：The plot revolves around the lives of four ex-convicts trying to turn over a new leaf.　　Ah Hu (Lian), Mad Dog (Lei), Jian Ren (Lim) and Sha Bao (Chin) start a food and beverage business, but their past catches up with them as Ah Hu's teenage son, played by Shawn Ho, gets into trouble for selling drugs.

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：本片是一部跨越百年的爱情传奇故事。讲述了安宇廷因为好奇心驱使阴差阳错地来到桃源村，从而在桃源村经历了种种奇遇看到美人鱼，最后与村民一起同来伤害美人鱼的恶势力作斗争，并最终取得胜利......

简介：玛莎经历了渣男出轨后失恋，在这段痛苦的期间遇到了一个男人，几乎是一见钟情，两人在第一次见面时男人就向她提出了约会邀请。他告诉她自己几分钟前刚杀了人，她以为他在开玩笑。他似乎很适合她，就像一个完美的恋人。然而，随着他们的关系的发展，她发现他的不寻常，她甚至不知道他的名字，但他的风趣和疯狂却令她着迷...

简介：惊险的海盗夺金故事，浪荡的谐趣，均被波兰斯基凌厉精妙的手法传奇般复活。影片讲述为了抢夺金冠，海盗们与西班牙官员展开了一次又一次的战斗。兜兜转转之间，原来一切又似乎回到了原点。

简介：汤警官（胡枫 饰）陈警官（高雄 饰）是警察学校的教官，近日里，学校里频频发生科学无法解释的灵异事件，导致学员们不敢再来上课，无奈之下，两人找到了法师驱鬼，方才得知原来是因为陈警官的前世害死了一家四口人，四人化作厉鬼，今世来找陈警官报仇。化解这劫难的方法只有一个，那就是找九名生肖属龙的警员摆出九龙追魂阵。　　陈警官隐瞒了驱鬼的事实，以一虚构的任务为名，成功召集了属龙的九人，其中有一个特别张狂的女人阿李（吴君如 饰）引起众人的反感。最终，学校里闹鬼的事情还是败露，当九人想要逃走时，却发现他们已经中了厉鬼的计，无法离开，九龙追魂阵是他们生还的唯一希望。

简介：出自韩国人之手的可爱的北极熊Backkom的幽默搞笑短片之电影版。　　短片集条目页：httpwww.douban.comsubject2143336

简介：隆庆末年，皇帝病重，太子年幼，朝野动荡不安，皇后李妃下令召回已归隐故乡的女内卫沈双保护太子；殊不知一个巨大的圈套将沈双变成了行刺太子的逃犯，而且要至其于死地；一筹莫展的沈双为了弄清事实，便展开了一场找出幕后真相的历程。

简介：影片为黑色喜剧，男主为了向前妻证明自己的勇敢竟贸然抢劫了银行。警察开始调查犯罪案件却遗漏了这个看上去非常斯文又正派的幕后黑手。一场诙谐又紧张的猫鼠游戏正在上演。

简介：游乐园工作的雷（克里斯•奥多德 Chris O’Dowd 饰）沉迷于时间旅行，在工作中因吓坏小游客而被解雇。朋友皮特（迪恩•里浓斯•凯利 Dean Lennox Kelly 饰）和业余作家托比（马克•伍顿 Marc Wootton 饰）在“恐龙汉堡店”扮恐龙打工，毫无前途。三人晚上来到酒吧打发时光，雷突然遇到一位叫凯西的美女（安娜•法瑞丝 Anna Faris 饰）。凯西自称来自未来，是专门负责寻找时间漏洞的技术员，她来此是拜访名人，因为雷在未来将是“伟大的雷”，并著有《时间旅行手册》。皮特和托比不相信雷遇见了“未来美女”，认为他是异想天开编排电影。皮特去卫生间小解，没曾想竟偶然进入了时间漏洞，出来后发现酒吧全是死人，包括他自己。惊慌四措的皮特将雷和托比也拽入了漏洞，从此开始了一系列前后穿梭的时间旅行冒险。

简介：30好几的杜拉拉（林依晨 饰）二次归来，一心想与王伟（周渝民 饰）结婚的她遇到劲敌美少女沙当当（林珍娜 饰），而另一名追求者陈丰（陈柏霖 饰），和新上司曲络绎（邬君梅 饰）的出现，让杜拉拉对人生的选择陷入迷惘。面对接踵而来的问题，杜拉拉是否能再次“升职”成功呢？

简介：唯有爱和美食不可辜负，看江湖小哥怎样玩转御前终成一代名厨！