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倒霉爱神

导演:
唐纳德·皮特里
主演:
琳赛·洛翰,克里斯·派恩,萨米拉·阿姆斯特朗,布丽·特纳,费松·拉夫
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4.0
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英语
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2006-05-12
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简介:
世界上有这么极端的两种人。一种是运气极好的,就像艾什莉(琳德赛•洛汗饰)。从高中开始,艾什莉就备受上帝眷顾。买刮刮乐一定会中头奖,就连在繁忙的纽约街头叫出租车,都会停下来好几辆。好运的光环一直围绕着她,而这次,为唱片巨头举办化装舞会,则给她带来了升职的绝妙机会。  而清洁工杰克(克里斯•派恩饰)则是另一个极端。只要他出现的地方,必定乌云笼罩,医院,警察局,中毒急救中心更是他常去的地方。然而,乐观的他却总是能坦然的面对一切厄运。并执着的要把自己的乐队推荐给唱片大王。  奇妙的,在化装舞会,两个人相遇了。意外的一吻,改变了两个人命运的轮盘,运气向两个相反的极端发展。于是,艾什莉急切的想要找到害她走霉运的陌生人,要回自己的运气。却没有想到,自己竟渐渐爱上了这个男孩……
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简介:这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。  An absurdist classic  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
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