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9.0

天之茶助

导演:
萨布
主演:
松山研一,大野丝,大杉涟,寺岛进,伊势谷友介,玉城蒂娜,田口浩正,今野浩喜,山田亲太朗
别名:
未知
9.0
654人评分
日语
语言
未知
上映时间
106分钟
片长
简介:
在遥远的天界,有一群剧作家终日笔耕不辍,撰写着每一位人类的人生。负责为他们端茶倒水的茶助(松山研一 饰)熟悉作家笔下的每一个人物,内心不时点评臧否着他们的创作手法以及人类的百样命运。因为无心向其中一位作家提了建议,导致茶助长久以来所喜欢的人类女孩新城百合(大野丝 饰)死于车祸。对此颇感自责的茶助跳下天界,决心在最后关头拯救女孩。其他作家暗暗帮助,派来笔下的古董商店老板种田润一(大杉涟 饰)和拉面小哥彦村(伊势谷友介 饰)帮助他完成使命。与此同时,另一股力量则千方百计要杀掉百合。  茶助一会儿变成天使,一会儿变成黑社会,而拯救百合的那份决心从来没有改变……
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