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冒牌八仙之封妖镇

导演:
童辉
主演:
史冰,单明凯,佴一文,李义,尤梦涵
别名:
未知
7.0
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2019-11-27
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简介:
五十年前,东海边的一个小渔镇出了两只妖怪,鸳怪和鸯妖。 为了修成人形,吃人无数。八仙降世伏妖,不料被鸯妖所逃,为后世遗留祸患。五十年后的八仙镇风波四起,阴时生人竟成为祭祀活物,河中妖物伺机而动,全城百姓人心惶惶 。  他们是一群不起眼的市井凡人,坑蒙拐骗不学无术。当骗子遇上捕快,本应该是正邪不两立的他们,竟因一场闹剧结伴而行,演绎一场假冒八仙的欢喜闹剧。半仙老头表面贪财无度,实则他师承捉妖天师,背负救世重任,收集百家之金只为修铸降魔杵,以化解人间浩劫。  鸯妖复活亡夫心切,百姓惨遭毒手,横尸街头。假冒八仙的骗子们的幡然醒悟,本可以一走了之的他们,抛下唾手可及的财富,单枪匹马以肉身为盾,付诸一战。性命垂危之时,幸而真八仙相助,铲除妖物,八仙镇重回安宁,他们的故事便被百姓传颂,奉为佳话,得“小八仙”之称。
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