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村里来了个洋媳妇

导演:
任意飞
主演:
卢誉文,伟小丽,赵骏
别名:
未知
5.0
785人评分
国语
语言
2022-01-14
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简介:
谢小军和非洲媳妇璐璐回到山村老家,小军妈妈李翠花却安排儿子与大学生村官沈莹相亲,反对儿子和黑人姑娘的婚事。  村集体的化工厂发生污水泄漏事故,水坝被污染。小军和璐璐看见青山绿水被污染,建议关停化工厂。告诫大家:青山绿水就是金山银山。  为了达到拖延儿子和璐璐的婚事,他们不惜举行了一场假葬礼,黑人姑娘按照非洲部落习俗在喜丧现场,跳起了非洲舞蹈“唤醒”了假死的二大爷,村里人倒因此喜欢上了这个非洲姑娘。  小军看到了好兄弟李枫和初恋沈莹要好上了,心情复杂做出来武断的处理方式,璐璐没有埋怨小军,和沈莹通过交心畅谈,成了好朋友。  村里全体村民股东大会,决定关停化工厂,转而大力发展旅游,以及山货深加工企业。  为了再次阻止小军和璐璐的婚礼,李翠花和小玲把璐璐拍的村企业污染的照片传到了网上,村民知道这件事以后要赶走璐璐。  小军也很气愤,璐璐难过的离开了。李翠花最后良心发现,向小军承认是自己让小玲上传的照片。悔恨的小军追回来璐璐,李翠花也接受了非洲的媳妇。  两个人在村里举办了一场盛大的中式婚礼。农产品加工厂开业,李枫跟沈莹牵手成功,璐璐成了村里旅游大使。  璐璐和小军决定留村里发展,共同建设美丽乡村。
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