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导演:
乔恩·赫维兹,海登·施拉兹伯格
主演:
约翰·赵,卡尔·潘,罗伯·考德瑞,罗杰·巴特,尼尔·帕特里克·哈里斯
别名:
未知
3.0
137人评分
英语
语言
2008-04-25
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简介:
哈罗德·李(约翰·赵 John Cho 饰)喜欢的女孩玛丽娅去了阿姆斯特丹,他决定追随而至,想尽一切办法赢得她的欢心。在机场,卡玛·派特(卡尔·潘 Kal Penn 饰)偶然遇到了他的前女友温妮莎,却惊讶地发现她就要结婚了。卡玛还没上飞机呢,他就和机场的警卫发生了激烈的争吵,差一点误了事,不过两人最终成功地登上了飞机。由于等不及在飞机上那漫长的6个小时,卡玛跑到厕所里自制了一个“无烟器”--骚乱由此引发,“无烟器”被误认成炸弹,而哈罗德和卡玛则不幸地被当成恐怖分子。这场突发事件致使飞机改变了航向,把他们送到了关塔那摩湾的监狱中关了起来。不甘心的两人成功越狱,从关塔那摩湾跑出来之后,哈罗德和卡玛途经迈阿密抵达德州--温妮莎婚礼的举办地,决定破坏婚礼。但不知道紧随在他们身后的是国家安全局的长官罗恩·福克斯,他要重新抓回这两个高度危险的恐怖分子......
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