三个老枪手

简介：鲁本（本·斯蒂勒 Ben Stiller饰）的职业名称简直在讽刺他的性格——风险分析师。因为，鲁本是一个平凡甚至有点窝囊的人，不敢冒一丁点生活的险，可以说，他就像一辆僵直的列车，规规矩矩沿着铁轨开往人生终点。　　这样的人，生活还是要给他一点打击。本来可以和新娶的老婆平平静静过两口子生活，不料蜜月期就遭到婚变，可怜的鲁本亲眼看到老婆和一个法国肌肉男缠绵悱恻。懦弱的他，默默的回到自己原本一个人的生活，过去的阴影令这个男人更加灰心。波莉（詹妮弗·安妮斯顿 Jennifer Aniston饰）的出现，在他糟糕的人生里投下了一缕明快的阳光。　　波莉带着他尝试着这个世上种种的精彩之事，这些疯狂的举动，鲁本过去连想像的勇气的没有。如今，他像一个刚刚见识到世界如何缤纷多彩的孩子，在波莉的带领下重新发现了生活的乐趣，二人的爱意也在迅速萌芽。

简介：A comical triptych about residents in an apartment block district who long for a better life. When a black hole mysteriously appears in a lilac bush, they will have to face aliens, a giant spider, and an Austrian in breeches.

简介：最近，城里发生了数十起案情十分恶劣的连环强奸案，一个名为洛瑞斯（罗伯托·贝尼尼 Roberto Benigni 饰）的怪异男子成为了警方重点怀疑的对象，因为洛瑞斯不仅是一个公认的好色之徒，更是被抓到了许多虽不能定罪但依旧对他十分不利的把柄。　　身为城中警长，派瑞德（米歇尔·布朗 Michel Blanc 饰）对只会伤害柔弱女性的罪犯深恶痛绝，他发誓无论用怎样的手段，都要找到证据将罪犯捉拿归案，当然，这其中的罪犯，指的就是洛瑞斯。为了收集证据，派瑞德甚至派出了性感美丽的女警杰西卡（尼可莱塔·布拉斯基 Nicoletta Braschi 饰）潜伏在洛瑞斯的身边，甚至不惜牺牲她的色相企图“钓鱼执法”。可是，令派瑞德没有想到的是，这一次洛瑞斯竟然节操十足，不为所动。

简介：The screenplay follows the titular Horia, a cautious teenager living in a Romanian village, who is pining for his crush who lives on the other side of the country. After a fight with his father, Horia leaves home on his dad’s motorbike and, soon after, meets street-smart 13-year-old Stela, who is running away from her family. She may be younger than Horia, but she is definitely...

简介：园子温2015年第五部电影作品。 1313年由园子温主要执导的无节操深夜剧《我们都是超能力者！》除了要在今年春季推出电视特别篇《超能力者上东京》，还将拍摄剧场版《我们都是超能力者！》。主演仍将由染谷将太担任，预计于今年九月上映。 园子温评论：“当时拍电视剧时，电视台很慷慨地给了我从服装、班底到演员的全部决定权，很想拍摄所有集，但因为日程不得不将很多集拜托给了其他导演。因此这次可以全部自己来，十分开心。”

简介：劉別謙初嚐美高梅大製作的派頭，一切筆法更神采飛揚。開敞的場景、空前的排場讓人物裏裏外外恣意張開：寡婦的心更顯孤獨，男女的愛更加沒處安放。坐擁小國大部分財富的寡婦忽然要搬到巴黎重新尋找生活色彩，國王唯恐國祚不保來一招美男計，派出風流種子色誘寡婦。本來一個用情一個求性，幾番邂逅與折騰，改寫了男男女女的基本需要。歌與舞沒有賣弄甜膩，反而放在愛情的沉重中換來了歌頌。歌與影無間交流，劉別謙輕歌劇巔峰之作，亦成了荷里活極有代表性的一章。司花利亞與珍娜．麥當奴最後一次合作，後者散發從未有過的成熟韻味。堪稱最性感的音樂劇。　　Rated the sexiest musical in the thirties, The Merry Widow could well be the sexiest musical ever. Jeannette MacDonald, sensual and majestic as a Persian cat, is the wealthiest widow in the kingdom of Marschovia. On a visit to Paris, she attracts a flurry of gold-diggers. To prevent her fortune from passing to foreign hands, the king sends a romantic envoy to court her. He chooses Captain Donilo, whose cavalier attitude to women is not limited to his rapport with Maxim's girls, girls, girls. Osé but not blasé, this elegant adaptation of Franz Lehar's operetta out-classed von Stroheim's silent in opulence, culminating in the grandest of grand balls.　　Source 28th HKIFF

简介：Buster Keaton and Virginia Fox play young lovers who live in tenements, the rear of which face each other, with backyards separated by a wooden fence. Their families feud over the lovers' relationship, resulting in much mayhem and slapstick.　　The Romeo and Juliet story played out in a tenement neighborhood with Buster and Virginia's families hating each other over the fence separating their buildings.

简介：The plot revolves around the lives of four ex-convicts trying to turn over a new leaf.　　Ah Hu (Lian), Mad Dog (Lei), Jian Ren (Lim) and Sha Bao (Chin) start a food and beverage business, but their past catches up with them as Ah Hu's teenage son, played by Shawn Ho, gets into trouble for selling drugs.

简介：带着敲椰子壳的仆人，亚瑟王（格雷厄姆·查普曼 Graham Chapman 饰）假装骑着马寻找骑士和城堡，一路看尽民不聊生的景象，和各种鸡同鸭讲的民众交流，最后招揽到一群圆桌骑士。他们一起假装骑着马，到了卡米洛特城堡，在城堡外，他们遇见天上浮现的上帝，要求他们去寻找圣杯。他们试图用“木獾记”攻陷一座法国人的城堡，但是却忘记藏身在木獾里，最终被法国人打得落花流水。经历失败的亚瑟王与骑士们开始分头行动，寻找圣杯的任务意义重大，更多不靠谱的人和事一路等待这群不靠谱的骑士们……　　本片是唯一一部进入IMDB前50排名的“无厘头”电影。片中“巨蟒团”六名核心成员每人出演了4-10个角色，包揽片中大部分角色。

简介：高中刚毕业的尤金离开家乡纽约布鲁克林，前往密西西比州的新兵训练营，接受十个星期的严酷磨练。抱有理想主义的尤金念念不忘要完成三个梦想：赢得普立兹文学奖；失去童贞；找到梦中情人。训练结束时，他总算向男子汉的境界跨进了一步。

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：玛莎经历了渣男出轨后失恋，在这段痛苦的期间遇到了一个男人，几乎是一见钟情，两人在第一次见面时男人就向她提出了约会邀请。他告诉她自己几分钟前刚杀了人，她以为他在开玩笑。他似乎很适合她，就像一个完美的恋人。然而，随着他们的关系的发展，她发现他的不寻常，她甚至不知道他的名字，但他的风趣和疯狂却令她着迷...