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金箍棒传奇

导演:
哈磊
主演:
韩雪,吴天昊,于立,榕榕,童自荣,周野芒
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10.0
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2012-12-29
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简介:
一个月黑风高的夜晚,唐僧师徒在路边荒漠的破庙内小憩,任劳任怨的沙僧又毫无意外地抽中了“守夜”的下下签。连日的积劳终于在当晚爆发,沙僧抵不住阎王的召唤昏死过去,而索要还魂灵药的重任自然落在了“天庭第一男公关”孙悟空头上。  可还没等药拿回来,精通医术的唐僧就按耐不住要大展身手,一番心肺复苏竟将沙老三西去的魂魄折腾了回来,而孙悟空取回的仙药则无意间洒向了一旁的金箍棒……  原本所向披靡的神兵器竟变成了一位身材婀娜的妙龄女子!而她正是当年因私下凡间而被玉帝惩罚的品香。  “孙悟空丢了金箍棒”的消息在不胫而走,牛魔王立刻召集各路妖怪组成声讨西游取经小组委员会,对师徒四人展开围追堵截,就连万妖之王“毁灭星君”也闻风而动,而品香亦在奸人的唆使下想取唐僧性命……
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简介:这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。  An absurdist classic  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
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