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导演:
吴宗宪
主演:
吴宗宪,陈小春,柯受良,罗志祥,柳翰雅,欧汉声,康晋荣,温岚
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1.0
480人评分
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简介:
兰迪(温岚 饰)和周杰(陈小春 饰)交往多年,于一次无意之中撞破了周杰背叛他和其他女人厮混的场面,一怒之下,兰迪提出了分手。为了疗伤,兰迪来到了学校教书,这是她一直以来的梦想,让兰迪没有想到的是,她所负责的班级里尽是一些调皮捣蛋的差生,整天给她惹出各种各样的麻烦,让她伤透了脑筋。  阿雅(柳翰雅 饰)是班上唯一的乖孩子,然而这样优秀的孩子,却要因为父亲欠下了巨额赌债无法偿还而失去继续在学校里学习的机会。后悔不已的周杰为了挽回兰迪也来到了学校里成为了一名体育老师。学校里发生了科学无法解释的灵异事件,兰迪和周杰一行人开始了调查。
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