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条子骇客

导演:
约瑟夫·法斯
主演:
法瑞斯·法瑞斯,托克尔·彼特森,Göran Ragnerstam,西西拉·凯尔,伊娃·罗斯,Christian Fiedler,Erik Ahrnbom,Harry Goldstein,Michael Fares,Viktor Friberg,Jan Fares,Yngve Dahlberg,Kerstin Hellström,Paula McManus,Maj-Lis Hörne,Sven-Åke Gustavsson,Elisabet Svensson,杰克尔·法尔斯特伦,Carina Boberg
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2.0
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2003-02-07
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故事发生在一座人迹罕至的边境小镇上。贾各布(法瑞斯·法瑞斯 Fares Fares 饰)、兰斯(Göran Ragnerstam 饰)、安吉塔(西西拉·凯尔 Sissela Kyle 饰)和汉肯(Erik Ahrnbom 饰)供职于镇上的警察局。这个小镇实在是太安全也太平静了,镇上已经有十几年没有发生过任何的违法事件了。  这一情况引起了国家中央警察总部的注意,他们派出了探员杰西卡(伊娃·罗斯 Eva Röse 饰)来到镇上进行调查取证,如果有必要的话,他们将关闭那里的警察局,这也就意味着贾各布等人有可能面临失业的窘境。为了避免失业,贾各布一行人开始着手伪造一系列案件,与此同时,贾各布和杰西卡之间也碰撞出了爱情的火花。
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简介:这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。  An absurdist classic  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
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主演:丽塔·塔欣厄姆,拉尔夫·理查德森,彼得·库克
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