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导演:
罗兰娜·利维
主演:
奥玛·希,亚历克斯·鲁茨,安娜·吉拉多特,萨宾·阿泽玛,帕斯卡·埃尔贝,奥黛丽·达娜,米歇尔·维耶尔莫,克利斯汀·哈克,海伦·文森特,安德烈亚·费雷奥尔,吕菲斯,尼古拉·马里耶,克里斯廷·马利洛,伊维斯·皮尼奥,纪尧姆·布谢德
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2017-10-18
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简介:
当医生来敲门,健康的人都成病人,不管小病还是重症,能够赚钱都是好病人。  柯诺克曾是一名骗徒,改邪归正成了医生,搬到阿尔卑斯山旁的富有山庄,接手退休医师的诊所,他下定决心在这裡赚大钱,不料当地居民个个身强体壮,一点赚头都没有,他只好用诚恳笑容和三寸不烂之舌,强力渲染各种疾病无所不在,没病没痛的村民都被柯诺克诊断出大病大症,还被再三嘱咐要定期回诊,很快地诊所挤满了各式症状的病患,不论病情是真是假。  于是,他成为山庄最炙手可热的新好医生,每週二的免费义诊谘询吸引更多居民看病,让他赚进大把钞票,同时也邂逅了一位美丽的农场女子,事业爱情两得意,引起了村庄神父的忌妒,神父愤怒看著他的教徒都挤在诊所外,而不进他的教堂,正好一个知道医生黑历史的不速之客出现在村庄,与神父联手来扰乱医生的大好计画…
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