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囧妈

导演:
徐峥
主演:
徐峥,黄梅莹,袁泉,郭京飞,黄景瑜,贾冰,高以翔,沈腾,宋小宝,黄渤,欧丽娅,陈奇,吴云芳,张建亚,吴竞,张芝华,唐群,徐玉兰,徐幸,陆燕芳,张翠翠,脑门额尔德尼,朱莉娜,刘泽星,薛晴,韩昊霖,郑颖娴,弗索夫·谢尔盖,杨峥,陶桃,崔大笨,潘启言,王彬,张勤,黄梓凌,杜凡昕之,李顺怡,阎虹宇,刘子瑞,谢尔比纳·甘纳,斯莫林·伊凡,张岩,邵巨宝,谢莱珍
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10.0
185人评分
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2020-01-25
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简介:
虽然有着诸多不舍,但是强势的老板徐伊万(徐峥 饰)还是和合作伙伴兼妻子张璐(袁泉 饰)结束了失败的婚姻。由于某种心理作祟,他试图阻挠前妻在海外重新创业。为了第一时间赶去美国,他回到母亲卢小花(黄梅莹 饰)的住处取护照,结果阴差阳错和母亲坐上了开往俄罗斯的K3次列车。如同身边的老年人一样,卢小花对儿子有着无休止的过度关爱与碎碎念。漫长的旅途中,伊万饱受折磨,他一边遥控表弟郭贴(郭京飞 饰)破坏张璐的生意,一边和母亲展开斗智斗勇的拉锯战。在这一过程中,母子二人冲突不断。伊万渐渐了解到母亲的爱情,同时他也开始反省自己的人生。  一路向北,久违的《红莓花儿开》期待再度唱响……
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